Look at what our local boardwalk has on it's lil' store shelves...
A marital bliss chocolate bar, split 'evenly' down the middle to share with your man. 'Girth control' chocolate? Let's not go there, shall we?
A 'balanced diet' chocolate bar, with sections for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Sweet!
A 'Bochox' bar. You know, for all of those wrinkles.
I was informed by Nator that you're not old until you have wrinkles. I informed her that her mother had them. She backed out of that one by telling me that I was in the middle. Not old, not young. Maybe this will help reverse the clock? Or, at least, make me feel less worrisome about the aging process. ;)
Maybe they've run into a person or two who have been under the influence of PMS? Maybe they are just trying to avoid what 'could' happen? At least they are prepared. Good thing hubs knows where to look in case of such an emergency. :)
Break off desired dosage? Clearly calories don't count in an emergency!